Humorous Retired T-Shirt - 'I Retired but My Plumber Mouth Didn't' Hea

Show off your personality with our heavyweight cotton t-shirt featuring the witty phrase: 'I Retired but My Plumber Mouth Didn't'. This shirt is not just about humor; it embodies comfort and durability, making it an essential addition to your wardrobe.

Seamless double-needle collar: Ensures a clean finish and greater longevity.
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: For added strength and durability.
Taped neck and shoulders: Enhances durability and fit.

Fabrication: Choose from a variety of colors to suit your style:

Solid Colors: Made from 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton.
Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester for a soft feel.
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester for lightweight comfort.
Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for a relaxed look.

This shirt is perfect for casual outings, lounging at home, or as a gift for the retirement enthusiast in your life. Order now to enjoy comfort with a side of humor!

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices